19-07-2019, 10:56 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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My bottom is a bit like football ...... a game of two halves. 
Men's bottoms leave a lot to be desired, much like the rest of 'em really.
Suffice to say, they will never be soft and shapely and perfect like our little bottoms.
They wanted to put mine in 'Vogue' once, you know.
Anyway, I can't sit here trying to educate you men all night, I must get to bed.
I'm just going to lock up so I bid you goodnight, chaps.
19-07-2019, 11:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Men's bottoms leave a lot to be desired. All hairy and peculiar - well perhaps I'd best not go there . . Suffice to say, they will never be soft and shapely and perfect like our little bottoms.
They wanted to put mine in 'Vogue' once, you know.
Anyway, I can't sit here amusing you men
19-07-2019, 11:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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What, in the back of a Range Rover?
It must be past your bed time surely, Dongle.
Off you go now, and if you are really lucky, you will have the pleasure of my company again tomorrow.
19-07-2019, 11:22 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Men's bottoms leave a lot to be desired, much like the rest of 'em really. Suffice to say, they will never be soft and shapely and perfect like our little bottoms.
They wanted to put mine in 'Vogue' once, you know.
Anyway, I can't sit here trying to educate you men all night, I must get to bed.
I'm just going to lock up so I bid you goodnight, chaps.
19-07-2019, 11:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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It must be past your bed time surely, Dongle. Off you go now, and if you are really lucky, you will have the pleasure of my company again tomorrow.
19-07-2019, 11:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Vague?
Oh No. Not you as well now, just as I'm trying to lock up.
Now shoo, the pair of you, else I will have to call Tabs to sort you out. Then you will have big boot prints all over your bums tomorrow, so how will you explain that to the neighbours!
19-07-2019, 11:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Yep, Pup is giving me one of his funny looks. He had the Zoomies earlier for about an hour then poo'd on one of his toys which then had to be thrown away.
I hope you haven't taught him that! We did hear rumours recently, y'know. . . .
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