I wonder which of their buttons he will press! 
25-07-2019, 07:52 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Judd, sounds like I need to procure another gallon of embalming fluid.
25-07-2019, 09:19 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
What is all this waffle? Can't a man enjoy a nice cup of coffee in peace without having to listen to all these cackling wimmin? I'm gonna have a tidy up later, sweep the lot up with me yard broom and take it over to the tip. There.... I feel better already.
25-07-2019, 09:56 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
You men have got too much time on your hands, that's the problem.You loaf around here making a nuisance of yourselves, leaving clutter and muck everywhere.
I think it would be far better for us retired genteel folk if you took on some worthwhile work and kept out of our hair all day.
Now be off with you - the lot of you.
25-07-2019, 09:56 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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A quick visit ere I go to work to make sure the wimmin have been purged. Looks like LD is doing a sterling job so I shal leave it in his capable hands.
25-07-2019, 09:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Let's make sure and mix them. 
I see.
Plotting our demise are you!Wicked, wicked men, the pair of you.
After all we do for you an' all.
You realise that now you will be shown no mercy or lenience whatsoever, don't you.
You have really blotted your copy book this time.
I am going to shut myself in my parlour to concentrate, and hatch my most devious plan yet for us ladies to exterminate you once and for all.
. . . . and it's no good you rattling that door handle - you're not coming in!
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