19-05-2020, 05:07 PM
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Re: Carole
Originally Posted by Artangel
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TAT, She’s made a damn good job of it? Are you having a giraffe? 
How can men touch those false silicone breasts, that look like upside down Pyrex bowls?
As for that ginormous bottom, it must always be knocking stuff off low tables or getting jammed in doorways.
Sex appeal comes from the eyes and within. Women who have it, ooze it and never lose it. The biggest false bazookas in the world and a huge shelf-like bottom will never replace it.
Now go and look at the pic of her and look at her eyes..they’re dead.
That made me laugh.(And I agree btw)
19-05-2020, 05:09 PM
82
Re: Carole
Originally Posted by John
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Every time I see this woman on the Postcode Lottery adverts, I assume it's CV, (pre ops of course!). Was she moonlighting to pay for them ghastly procedures, that have mutilated her body!?? She was, like this lady in the adverts, a fine looking female, what was she thinking!!! 
19-05-2020, 05:33 PM
83
Re: Carole
Originally Posted by Artangel
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TAT, She’s made a damn good job of it? Are you having a giraffe? How can men touch those false silicone breasts, that look like upside down Pyrex bowls?
As for that ginormous bottom, it must always be knocking stuff off low tables or getting jammed in doorways.
Sex appeal comes from the eyes and within. Women who have it, ooze it and never lose it. The biggest false bazookas in the world and a huge shelf-like bottom will never replace it.
Now go and look at the pic of her and look at her eyes..they’re dead.
19-05-2020, 05:57 PM
84
Re: Carole
How ironic that men who prefer artifice in women do not want then in the home.No! They want a little woman sans makeup in the kitchen, with pinny on, making them Steak and Chips and Apple Pie and sometimes Tripe and Onions or Pigs Trotters. Yummy!
In fact they would have job to know what to do with a Surgically altered body, as cooking would be the last thing on their minds due to their long painted finger nails and it would spoil their expensive Hairdo.
Perhaps they would be singing "Roll me Over" in the boudoir!
19-05-2020, 06:00 PM
86
Re: Carole
Originally Posted by Azure
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How ironic that men who prefer artifice in women do not want then in the home.No! They want a little woman sans makeup in the kitchen, with pinny on, making them Steak and Chips and Apple Pie and sometimes Tripe and Onions or Pigs Trotters. Yummy!
In fact they would have job to know what to do with a Surgically altered body, as cooking would be the last thing on their minds due to their long painted finger nails and it would spoil their expensive Hairdo.
Perhaps they would be singing "Roll me Over" in the boudoir!
19-05-2020, 06:52 PM
87
Re: Carole
Originally Posted by Azure
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How ironic that men who prefer artifice in women do not want then in the home.No! They want a little woman sans makeup in the kitchen, with pinny on, making them Steak and Chips and Apple Pie and sometimes Tripe and Onions or Pigs Trotters. Yummy!
In fact they would have job to know what to do with a Surgically altered body, as cooking would be the last thing on their minds due to their long painted finger nails and it would spoil their expensive Hairdo.
Perhaps they would be singing "Roll me Over" in the boudoir!
When he’s out shopping with his ‘good lady’ He goes ‘window shopping’ and slyly ogles any bit of fluff that walks past.
His teeth start chattering like a cats does when it sees a bird. Under his breath he whispers to himself, ‘Cor she’s got some form, l want some of that’.
Then he turns to his good lady and says, ‘Yes Dear, what’s next on the shopping list, how are we off for baps?’
19-05-2020, 06:56 PM
88
Re: Carole
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Azure, That type of man usually refers to his wife as ‘My good lady’ when he’s talking about her to other people.When he’s out shopping with his ‘good lady’ He goes ‘window shopping’ and slyly ogles any bit of fluff that walks past.
His teeth start chattering like a cats does when it sees a bird. Under his breath he whispers to himself, ‘Cor she’s got some form, l want some of that’.
Then he turns to his good lady and says, ‘Yes Dear, what’s next on the shopping list, how are we off for baps?’
19-05-2020, 07:07 PM
90
Re: Carole
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Longy, No, Please tell me that man is not you?Oh Dear, Get Well Soon!
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