Re: Limericks. (New).

One day on a trip to the coast
I fancied some hot buttered toast
but the cafes were all closed

Re: Limericks. (New).

One day on a trip to the coast
I fancied some hot buttered toast
but the cafes were all closed
So I stood there and posed

Re: Limericks. (New).

One day on a trip to the coast
I fancied some hot buttered toast
but the cafes were all closed
So I stood there and posed
With the thought of some toast being uppermost




Two ladies were fishing in Crete

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn't smelling too sweet

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn't smelling too sweet
So, with pegs on their noses

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn't smelling too sweet
So, with pegs on their noses
and removed pantyhoses

Re: Limericks. (New).

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn't smelling too sweet
So, with pegs on their noses
And removed pantyhoses
They discovered the smell was their feet.

They decided to bathe in the sea

Re: Limericks. (New).

They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie

Re: Limericks. (New).

They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie
Till along came this sailor

Re: Limericks. (New).

They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie
Till along came this sailor
Dressed up as Liz Taylor