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Remember to put back your clocks
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That bed in your shed
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27-10-2019, 06:06 PM
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Remember to put back your clocks
Before you take off your socks
Then get into bed
That bed in your shed
Wearing a thick warm smock.





It's 5 p.m. and it's dark
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27-10-2019, 10:55 PM
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It's 5 p.m. and it's dark
And weather is looking a bit stark
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28-10-2019, 12:30 AM
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It's 5 p.m. and it's dark
And weather is looking a bit stark
It's so bloomin' cold
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28-10-2019, 10:49 AM
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It's 5 p.m. and it's dark
And weather is looking a bit stark
It's so bloomin' cold
The roof's full of mould
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28-10-2019, 11:48 AM
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It's 5 p.m. and it's dark
And weather is looking a bit stark
It's so bloomin' cold
The roof's full of mould
Now the flipping dogs started to bark


This EU craps getting a bore
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This EU craps getting a bore
I don't want to hear any more
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28-10-2019, 11:47 PM
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This EU craps getting a bore
I don't want to hear any more
But it's bound to drag on
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29-10-2019, 09:36 AM
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This EU craps getting a bore
I don't want to hear any more
But it's bound to drag on
Will it ever be gone
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29-10-2019, 11:44 AM
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This EU craps getting a bore
I don't want to hear any more
But it's bound to drag on
Will it ever be gone
Time someone showed it the door


A member of parliament said
 
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