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Dé javou is the name of the game
Dé javou is the name of the game
Someone's having us on
No they aren't, it's a con
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Dé javou is the name of the game
Dé javou is the name of the game
Someone's having us on
No they aren't, it's a con
Dé javou is the name of the game




I just had a feel in my pocket
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I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket
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I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket
I rummaged some more
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I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket
I rummaged some more
Found a mouldy apple core
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I just had a feel in my pocket
And found an old firework rocket
I rummaged some more
Found a mouldy apple core
And part of a broken sprocket.



After having a big mug of tea
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After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea
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After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea
It contained amphetamine
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After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea
It contained amphetamine
Smelt like Vaseline
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Re: Limericks. (New).

After having a big mug of tea
I jumped in the air like a flea
It contained amphetamine
Smelt like Vaseline
But I felt as fit as a flea.




I fancy a Chinese tonight
 
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