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Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I'm a bit slow
I will puff and I'll pant
I would jog..but I can't
So I'll have to go with the flow.




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One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
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One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
He started to cry
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One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
He started to cry
And his dog asked 'Why?'
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One day while walking his dog
Old Bert got lost in the fog
he started to cry
And his dog asked "Why?"
'Cos I stubbed me big toe on a log!


If you ever should see a gnu
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19-11-2019, 02:41 PM
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If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say `How do you do`
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If you ever should see a Gnu
What is the first thing you'd do?
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19-11-2019, 04:03 PM
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If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say "How do you do?"
But beware of his eyes


Sorry EZ Rider Judd posted first
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If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say "How do you do?"
But beware of his eyes
You may get a surprise
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19-11-2019, 04:29 PM
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If you ever should see a gnu
Nod and say "How do you do?"
But beware of his eyes
You may get a surprise
'cos they'll twizzle and end up askew!


When looking straight up to the sky
 
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