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As it rattled and clanged up the track
The old train went clickety clack
But as soon as it was gone
The Hi Fi was turned on
With a song by Roberta Flack


"Where is the Love" played loud

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Where is the Love" played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Where is the Love" played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd
Shouting, "Turn that noise down!"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Where is the Love" played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd
Shouting, "Turn that noise down!"
"They can hear it in town"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Where is the Love" played loud
And soon gathered a small crowd
Shouting, "Turn that noise down!"
"They can hear it in town"
So he turned it off with a flourish, and bowed.



"Do you want a lager with your curry?"

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"Do you want a lager with your curry?"
"Yes, just hurry"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Do you want a lager with your curry?"
"Yes, just hurry"
I've got a date with Marie

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Do you want a lager with your curry?"
"Yes, just hurry"
I've got a date with Marie
But I'm desperate for a wee

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Do you want a lager with your curry?"
"Yes, just hurry"
I've got a date with Marie
But I'm desperate for a wee
And then get the train to Surrey.




While in the pet shop today

Re: Limericks. (New).

While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat-litter tray