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27-07-2019, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Ah.... I see Division has sent some back up.... welcome agent Eric. Keeping the floozies out is an easy job really but we string it out for something to do. Just aim your flatulence in their direction - outside.
Oi you - don't be corrupting newbies the moment they show their faces. Go and find something useful to do - like sweeping the courtyard free of other male specimens!
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27-07-2019, 12:11 PM
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One day Mups will get to 10.

Mups scores 10 out of 10 every day, Dongles! Try following her example.
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27-07-2019, 12:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I finally removed those old silkies and had to bury them in the garden.
Not surprised - you've been wearing them for 2 years. What about the suspenders? Not sure I want those back now - bought some new ones anyway - black lace with little pink bows and ... what am I saying??

Out damn spot - this is a man free zone!
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27-07-2019, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by eric1476 ->
I just farted on every post made here....
We've all done that at some time - it doesn't work.

Welcome to the thread - do you kick with your left foot or right foot? Get some practice in kicking these wimmin out and you'll soon have legs like a pit-pony.
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27-07-2019, 01:11 PM
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Hang on geezers, only time will tell if Eric's blowing Hot and Cold.
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27-07-2019, 01:13 PM
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Back again, time for me to clear out the peasants of the allegedly `feminine` variety. Shouldn't you be out shopping Tabs or whatever it is you wimmin do. If it's too wet for you to venture out, you could always skip round with the vac or do the pots. You know - wimmin's work.

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27-07-2019, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Don't talk about Mups like that, she's not another old Has Bin.


For that remark, Spitty, I almost made you a quick cup of tea before I booted you out, but then sense prevailed.
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27-07-2019, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by eric1476 ->
I just farted on every post made here....


I say ladies, have we yet another uncouth male here now?

They must all be related, so it's a genetic problem.

Judsy, isn't it time you went to Lidl's (or anywhere will do).
Perhaps your old Mum needs some shopping?
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27-07-2019, 01:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Not surprised - you've been wearing them for 2 years. What about the suspenders? Not sure I want those back now - bought some new ones anyway - black lace with little pink bows and ... what am I saying??

Out damn spot - this is a man free zone!
Don't try and distract me with your talk of black lacy suzzies with pink bows.... and legs....and high heels ...... it'll never work....


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27-07-2019, 02:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
We've all done that at some time - it doesn't work.

Welcome to the thread - do you kick with your left foot or right foot? Get some practice in kicking these wimmin out and you'll soon have legs like a pit-pony.


You speak for yourself, dirty beast!

And I assumed the farmers were muck spreading the other night! Had to close me windows I did.

Vulgar boy.
 



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