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04-03-2021, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Nicely put Juddster, if truth be known, I think the Low-Renters hold you in some sort of esteem.


If, by that coarse expression, you are referring to the ladies present, that just goes to show how little you men know, doesn't it.

You never get anything right, no wonder you are always in trouble with your better halves.

Now enough of this nonsense, and let me get off to bed in peace.
Time you were gone anyway, as I have a list of jobs for you in the morning, so no lying in till noon.
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04-03-2021, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Trailer trash, the lot of 'em.


I very beg your pardon, Sir!

Such language and will not be tolerated here in the ladies abode, you are not down that spit and sawdust pub with your mates now y'know.

I have some Carbolic and water for you to wash your mouth out immediately, then you can have a good floss to finish up.


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04-03-2021, 11:47 PM
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I once knew a girl called Floss

Actually I'll just leave that there
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04-03-2021, 11:54 PM
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Tubby, it must surely be past your bedtime?

Off you go and do your hot water bottle, there's a good chap.
Night night.


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Oh 'eck, I detect movement stirring from South Devon. . . ladies, we have a lurker.

Anyway, listen here you men, I hope you have been planning to thoroughly spoil us ladies next Monday as it is International Ladies Day. Just a gentle reminder lest you pretend to forget.
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04-03-2021, 11:59 PM
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Mups, put those binoculars down, it's not a good look...
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05-03-2021, 12:02 AM
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Mups, put those binoculars down, it's not a good look...

No no no, Tubby.
How else is a girl supposed to see what you are up to?
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05-03-2021, 07:42 AM
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Mornin Geezers, is the John vacant? Everyday is international "Gents" day.
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05-03-2021, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->


I hope you have been planning to thoroughly spoil us ladies next Monday as it is International Ladies Day. Just a gentle reminder lest you pretend to forget.
Yaaay for International Ladies Day! We can have the room to ourselves ALL day. But being spoiled by this lot....oh they wouldn't know how to even start! We have expensive tastes
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05-03-2021, 08:54 AM
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erm....have we got any "international ladies" or any just "ladies"

anyways porridge and peaches
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05-03-2021, 09:54 AM
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Sorry....you can't have the words "just" and "ladies" in the same sentence. Its not allowed. Its Lady-ist, y'see....demeaning to say "just ladies". We are ladies (of the finest calibre, I might add)
 



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