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08-01-2021, 10:10 PM
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At a check-up at the docs today, he told me
"Don't eat anything fatty"
"What. Stuff like chips, pizza and pork pies?"
"No" he replied "Don't eat anything Fatty"
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08-01-2021, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
At a check-up at the docs today, he told me
"Don't eat anything fatty"
"What. Stuff like chips, pizza and pork pies?"
"No" he replied "Don't eat anything Fatty"
Borrowed, with thanks.
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08-01-2021, 10:36 PM
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The wife complained to her husband
"You never take me anywhere!"
"What do you mean? I took you out for some tea and biscuits only last week"
"I know, but I had to give a pint of blood first"
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09-01-2021, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
The wife complained to her husband
"You never take me anywhere!"
"What do you mean? I took you out for some tea and biscuits only last week"
"I know, but I had to give a pint of blood first"
Some women have ALL the luck! LOL!!

Pinching this --- thanks!
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10-01-2021, 08:29 PM
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12-01-2021, 05:09 PM
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My son was wearing a "I vote Labour" t-shirt and also had his "I Love Kier Starmer" cap on. He had been spat at, verbally abused, slapped round the head, kicked and punched and called a stupid tw*t... I'd hate to think what happens to him when he leaves the house...
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12-01-2021, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
My son was wearing a "I vote Labour" t-shirt and also had his "I Love Kier Starmer" cap on. He had been spat at, verbally abused, slapped round the head, kicked and punched and called a stupid tw*t... I'd hate to think what happens to him when he leaves the house...
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12-01-2021, 05:40 PM
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An example for the easily offended...

https://twitter.com/jimleitrim1/stat...078301185?s=09
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12-01-2021, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
An example for the easily offended...

https://twitter.com/jimleitrim1/stat...078301185?s=09
Brilliant!
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12-01-2021, 08:49 PM
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