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18-01-2021, 02:50 PM
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Re: Wind.

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Just think how many “ couches “ have to endure a fart, in silence!....😂🤣😅
The accumulated particulates would probably nourish an average sized window box.

We must alert our parliamentary representatives forthwith!!
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18-01-2021, 04:02 PM
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Excellent Fruitcake. Nicked and forwarded to several fart-arses .
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18-01-2021, 04:17 PM
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Re: Wind.

Good God 12 pages about farting.

You might enjoy this American politician being interviewed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XK797-vj4k
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18-01-2021, 05:04 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by galty ->
Good God 12 pages about farting.

You might enjoy this American politician being interviewed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XK797-vj4k
I think someone has been adding some sound effects at appropriate moments!
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18-01-2021, 05:58 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by galty ->
Good God 12 pages about farting.

You might enjoy this American politician being interviewed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XK797-vj4k
To be honest, he even lifted his bum when he “ presumably “ farted, I could see him pushing that fart out.
...watch his body language closely....
Obviously added in or was it...
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18-01-2021, 06:09 PM
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Parps,

As bored sailors, out there in some massive ocean, we used to light them to see who could get the biggest flash!

Certainly needed to undestand the Davy Lamp principle though!

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18-01-2021, 06:26 PM
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I will be ordering a whoopee cushion....my uncle had great fun winding my mum up with one of those....of course she never farted........it’s the look on their face that has me in stitches...😂🤣😅

I would love to put one under someone’s seat in church.....especially at prayer time,😂🤣😅....out of respect I wouldn’t do it.

I wonder if you can get a fart ringtone on a phone?.😂🤣😅
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18-01-2021, 06:31 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
I will be ordering a whoopee cushion....my uncle had great fun winding my mum up with one of those....of course she never farted........it’s the look on their face that has me in stitches...😂🤣😅

I would love to put one under someone’s seat in church.....especially at prayer time,😂🤣😅....out of respect I wouldn’t do it.

I wonder if you can get a fart ringtone on a phone?.😂🤣😅
Most of us don't need any artificial assistance, Pauline!

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18-01-2021, 09:08 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Tedc ->
Most of us don't need any artificial assistance, Pauline!


....I think you can download the ringtone,” farting “
onto your phone,Ted.....I will get my son to do it for me, as he is giving me his soon, as the contract has run out....I just hope I remember to switch it off in church....
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18-01-2021, 10:32 PM
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Re: Wind.

I used to visit my Mum every week after she was moved into a Nursing Home.

On my first visit, one of her carers asked me if she had problems sitting up, because he had seen her gradually leaning to one side several times and had to repeatedly straighten her up.

When I spoke to my Mum, she looked at the carer and said, "I don't like him."

"Why not Mum," I asked "He seems very nice."

She replied, "He won't let me fart."
 
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