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18-01-2021, 11:02 PM
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I did a good deed today. I sent Tabs a lovely bunch of flowers and got her postie to deliver them. Of course, I farted on them first.
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18-01-2021, 11:10 PM
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'Dear Ask the Wimmin..... where's my beer?


Same place as it was yesterday, and will be tomorrow . . . . Down the drain.
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18-01-2021, 11:15 PM
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I did a good deed today. I sent Tabs a lovely bunch of flowers and got her postie to deliver them. Of course, I farted on them first.


Vulgar man.
You wait till Tabby sees that.

Anyway, we all know you men are far too lazy to pick a bunch of Dandelions even, let alone spend money.
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18-01-2021, 11:56 PM
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God made Beer because He loves us, and wants us to be happy, especially if we recycle the cans.
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19-01-2021, 12:53 AM
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I did a good deed today. I sent Tabs a lovely bunch of flowers and got her postie to deliver them. Of course, I farted on them first.
That explains why they were wilted! Clear off!
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19-01-2021, 07:25 AM
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Last to post first, ain't lost it, its so easy, with squeezy.
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19-01-2021, 09:02 AM
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good morning, tea is on, i ate the toast
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19-01-2021, 01:01 PM
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Good afternoon good ladies.

I see we've had two of the pests poke their snouts round door already.
No doubt pinched our coffee and left the dirty cups on the worktop, too.
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19-01-2021, 01:11 PM
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Good afternoon good ladies.

I see we've had two of the pests poke their snouts round door already.
No doubt pinched our coffee and left the dirty cups on the worktop, too.
Make that three.
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19-01-2021, 01:26 PM
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Make that three.


Oi, you over there with the funny mask on, why aren't you at work? You should be working your socks off, helping annoying customers, not in here, disrupting our peace and quiet.
 
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