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07-05-2018, 12:04 PM
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. Don't talk to me about walls and hedges.
You never see courting couples in my area anymore, when I was taking out the missus in the early sixties you would see half a dozen couples wrapped around each other at various street corners, especially when the cinema closed on Friday or Saturday nights.
We had our own favourite corner outside the widow Murphy's gate, we were up against the hedge one night when she let out a deep moan "Oooooh Jimmy", somethings working here I says to myself, then another moan, "Ooooooh Jimmy... can yeh move back a bit theres a branch sticking in the small of me back and it's killin me"
She never did like discomfort of any kind and was never afraid to speak out, she hasn't changed one bit.
I wonder where they do the courting nowadays, or maybe they just skip all that now and get straight down to it, I wouldn't know, I'm just old fashioned.
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07-05-2018, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
. Don't talk to me about walls and hedges.
You never see courting couples in my area anymore, when I was taking out the missus in the early sixties you would see half a dozen couples wrapped around each other at various street corners, especially when the cinema closed on Friday or Saturday nights.
We had our own favourite corner outside the widow Murphy's gate, we were up against the hedge one night when she let out a deep moan "Oooooh Jimmy", somethings working here I says to myself, then another moan, "Ooooooh Jimmy... can yeh move back a bit theres a branch sticking in the small of me back and it's killin me"
She never did like discomfort of any kind and was never afraid to speak out, she hasn't changed one bit.
I wonder where they do the courting nowadays, or maybe they just skip all that now and get straight down to it, I wouldn't know, I'm just old fashioned.
was that widow murphy letting out the moan or phyllis? fancy pushing a young girl up against a hedge - yes you were fashioned very old - I guess you wanted her all hedged in heh?

reminds me of that 'crack' - "have you ever heard a hormone?"
bo bom!
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07-05-2018, 12:19 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Jem, it wasn't a stick in the bush, Gummy was in there.
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07-05-2018, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Jem, it wasn't a stick in the bush, Gummy was in there.
I'm flabaghasted - me flab has never been so ghasted - and I do apologize dear Jem for the upstart from warick - shire who has as much diplomacy as a navvie jackhammer !

I never lurked around the hedges of Dublin to be sure to be sure - spittie I'll see you later on sat evening at the firemans ball - I understand you will be displaying yours??
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07-05-2018, 12:32 PM
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very smart Jem lad - love those hush puppie slippers - wow - we used to call them hedge creepers back in the '60s

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07-05-2018, 12:37 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by gumbud ->
I'm flabaghasted - me flab has never been so ghasted - and I do apologize dear Jem for the upstart from warick - shire who has as much diplomacy as a navvie jackhammer !

I never lurked around the hedges of Dublin to be sure to be sure - spittie I'll see you later on sat evening at the firemans ball - I understand you will be displaying yours??
I maydo, but I'll be giving the Privet Hedge a wide berth.
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07-05-2018, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
I maydo, but I'll be giving the Privet Hedge a wide berth.
there's a hidden message in here - I just wish I could fathom it out - a wide berth takes up many fathoms I understand so maybe the secret message is in davey jones locker??

Oh dear too many spitties can spoil many hedged bets - now there is something that Jem knows about - hedged bets heh Jem?
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07-05-2018, 12:47 PM
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You are getting confused with a Wide Gerth, now don't go getting urban.
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07-05-2018, 12:55 PM
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You are getting confused with a Wide Gerth, now don't go getting urban.
My knees are trembling
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07-05-2018, 12:56 PM
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don't you mean wide girth surely?

I once knew a girl chum called gerty
Who enjoyed how I did do the flirty
But she sure had a girth that me arm often skirt
But I never got gerthy with gerty!

© gerty
 
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