24-10-2020, 10:53 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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A gratifying absence of wimmin. Presumably they're watching that god-awful dancing programme on the Beeb. Oh well, best make the most of it before they come thundering back in like a herd of Rhinos disturbing the tranquillity of the place.
I know you meant to say . . . " before they come gently floating in, like the enchancting spiritual Goddesses we know and love".
24-10-2020, 10:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Not those ones. Just imagine the antidote to the LTP wimmin. 
Now look 'ere dongle, you're pushing your luck now, so it's best you clear off to bed.
Don''t forget to alter your clocks either. We can't have you lurking about while we are still asleep in the morning.
24-10-2020, 10:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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These Ladies need a Tena after laughing, let alone dancing.
From what we've heard, it's you blokes who wear the rubber knickers, not us ladies I can assure you.
24-10-2020, 11:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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No, geezers just need a double sized Toilet Pan, not our fault, keeps you Mrs Mops busy.
Do have a little decorum Spitty!
You are not down the local spit & sawdust watering hole now y'know.
Once upon a time, this is was a first class establishment where only the most elite were allowed to enter.
It looks like we will have to go back to charging exorbitant annual memberships to keep the rabble out.
I shall write it on the agenda for the ladies next committee meeting.
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