28-01-2019, 09:31 PM
1022
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Pug
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You MISERABLE,UNGRATEFUL SOD!Yer right,spitty,'e's deffo fr'm that Yohkshur,innee,geezah..
...ain't got NO manners or clarss,them lot!
Azfer 'fankyou',HUH!...more likely t'be 'anded a Lady Godiva!
I finkyoo gottit SQUARE on the 'ed,Bes!
[bleedin' norv'nurz...ungratf'l WANKAHZ,the lottovem]
28-01-2019, 09:57 PM
1023
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by JBR
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Eeh, don't they talk funny darn sarf?
Oi,when me Trouble and I split,I 'ad it on me these 'n' those.
She kept the Mickey & me dustbin lid,plus all me bangers 'n' mash,so I fort ''Well out!'' an' 'ad it large,back to me original Brush 'n' Comb. I got proper sorted,then 'ad a ball of chalk dahn the frog 'n' toad t'the rub-a-dub to 'av a gas wiv me china over a pigs. Me china sorted me a jam jar,which I banged straight dahn the frog,to 'av a butchers rahnd this little island,I decided it was Pukkah,so I bought wiv straight wonga bangers-y'c'n keep them mortgage fings-and made it my gaff. Few scuffers and a wood or two,it was brimmin'. SEE?
28-01-2019, 09:59 PM
1024
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Pug
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Yoo wot,geezah?Oi,when I split me Trouble and I split,I 'ad it on me these 'n' those.
She kept the Mickey & me dustbin lid,plus all me bangers 'n' mash,so I fort ''Well out!'' and did a large one,back to me original Brush 'n' Comb. I got proper sorted,then 'ad a ball of chalk dahn the frog 'n' toad t'the rub-a-dub to 'av a gas wiv me china plate over a pigs ear. Me china sorted me a jam jar,which I banged straigth dahn t'see this little island,which I'ad a butcher's at,decided it was Pukkah,so I bought wiv straight wonga bangers-y'c'n keep them mortgage fings-and made it my gaff. SEE?
28-01-2019, 10:12 PM
1025
Re: Jokes for blokes
ONE is actually a Shetlander,my dear chap. Viking to the core.However,one was shunned for being illegitimate and sent to purgatory.
Part of that purgatorial hell,was enforced mixing with Cockney dustbin lids,as one had no say in where one would be sent next. One's biological father was VERY fond of money,so would batter the hell out of me until my mother's family paid up-at which point he'd disappear until next time. Ergo,as one proceeded to 'clock up' the number of homes one was [briefly] ensconced to [it numbered 71 in total] one had encompassed several dialects,many accents,loads of 'slang' terms,plus had become adept in several languages,as not all the 'safe houses' {oh,hahaha} were in the UK. One was sent to several countries,usually without adult companionship on route. T'is from this humble,violent childhood,that one's love of books [physics in particular] as it was rare to have/make any friends,due to the next move always being within sight,plus an accidentally-discovered penchant for playing guitar,emerged.
28-01-2019, 11:11 PM
1026
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Pug
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ONE is actually a Shetlander,my dear chap. Viking to the core.However,one was shunned for being illegitimate and sent to purgatory.
Part of that purgatorial hell,was enforced mixing with Cockney dustbin lids,as one had no say in where one would be sent next. One's biological father was VERY fond of money,so would batter the hell out of me until my mother's family paid up-at which point he'd disappear until next time. Ergo,as one proceeded to 'clock up' the number of homes one was [briefly] ensconced to [it numbered 71 in total] one had encompassed several dialects,many accents,loads of 'slang' terms,plus had become adept in several languages,as not all the 'safe houses' {oh,hahaha} were in the UK. One was sent to several countries,usually without adult companionship on route. T'is from this humble,violent childhood,that one's love of books [physics in particular] as it was rare to have/make any friends,due to the next move always being within sight,plus an accidentally-discovered penchant for playing guitar,emerged.
29-01-2019, 11:20 AM
1029
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Pug
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TUT!If you are referring to ''LONDINIUM'' as named by they pesky Romans,old chap,kindly get it right.
...although - what have the Romans ever done for us?...
Hence the change of name.
29-01-2019, 12:26 PM
1030
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by summer
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Didn't they give us plumbing and long straight roads for marching up and down on pugsie?You sound to have had a most unusual and eventful life....you should write a book about it.
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