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21-05-2021, 01:30 PM
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Kids and their sayings.

Hi

They are so funny at times.

Milliie to her her Mum, I love you Mummy.

You are much better than Daddy.

I like sleeping in your bed.

Your tummy is a great soft cushion.
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21-05-2021, 01:52 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

My neice (about 6 at the time) was visiting my mother years ago. My mum asked why they were late in arriving, to which my neice said "Sorry grandma, but the traffic was f****ng awful".

Now, who could possible have taught her such terminology?
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21-05-2021, 02:00 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

They are so funny at times.

Milliie to her her Mum, I love you Mummy.

You are much better than Daddy.

I like seeping in your bed.

Your tummy is a great soft cushion.
Yeuk! I do hope you meant sleeping!
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21-05-2021, 02:07 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

I adore the conversation, drawing, and writing of kids, ever a source of pure joy:

"Did you go out and ride your bike after that, Emily?"

"No, it was getting nighter."

Of course it was .
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21-05-2021, 02:12 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
My neice (about 6 at the time) was visiting my mother years ago. My mum asked why they were late in arriving, to which my neice said "Sorry grandma, but the traffic was f****ng awful".

Now, who could possible have taught her such terminology?
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21-05-2021, 02:15 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

When I was a teenager I remember overhearing a neighbour's young son opening the front door to an overweight man.


'MUUUUMMMMM - It's that FAT B'STARD'
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21-05-2021, 02:18 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
When I was a teenager I remember overhearing a neighbour's young son opening the front door to an overweight man.


'MUUUUMMMMM - It's that FAT B'STARD'
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21-05-2021, 02:32 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

Hi

Katherine Ryan on her daughter.

Mummy hides wine in the walls.

Response,

I have a wine rack.

Brilliant.

They are so funny at times.
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21-05-2021, 02:53 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
When I was a teenager I remember overhearing a neighbour's young son opening the front door to an overweight man.


'MUUUUMMMMM - It's that FAT B'STARD'
Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
My daughter is asking me from the across the room why I am laughing so hard.

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21-05-2021, 03:41 PM
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Re: Kids and their sayings.

Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
My neice (about 6 at the time) was visiting my mother years ago. My mum asked why they were late in arriving, to which my neice said "Sorry grandma, but the traffic was f****ng awful".

Now, who could possible have taught her such terminology?
Brilliant. Best laugh I've had in ages.
 
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