you can't be a Virgo then... 
07-09-2009, 08:04 PM
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What about the Chinese Zodiac?How do you fit with that? And what animal are you?
08-09-2009, 01:53 PM
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How ManyMembers Of Your Star Sign Does It Take To Change A Light BulbAries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000000000000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun in shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
08-09-2009, 02:26 PM
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My OH is a Leo and that is definitely him, I am Saggitarius and that is me too.
Just by coincidence I have just realised that my name means defender of the spear, my star sign is the Archer, my element is fire and my chinese animal is a dragon! Whats that all about then!
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