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16-08-2018, 05:32 PM
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Thank your lucky stars you don't live in Bangladesh.
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16-08-2018, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Floydy ->
Thank your lucky stars you don't live in Bangladesh.
That is much posher than the toilets I came across in India. Bloody luxury if I may say so!
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16-08-2018, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Floydy ->
Thank your lucky stars you don't live in Bangladesh.



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16-08-2018, 06:24 PM
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Guess where Boozercruiser is at the moment folks?
Yes, he's in Chester! (He's only mentioned it about a dozen times)
Hey Floydy.
Guess where I am with Wifey still at 6.25 Pee M?
You got it.
Chester!

Actually we are in the very nice Wetherspoons here in Chester.
It is Curry Day which Is a Curry and a pint of real ale beer for £7.45.
Wifey had a Korma Curry, but I have her beer as she is teetotal (she has a cup of hot water, and cold tap water.)
Wifey is so cheap
So that is two pints for me!

No horrible signs on the door here saying loos are for customers only!
Anyway.
Having just had a Vindaloo Curry, and am still drinking beer.
Later on I am going to need the bog big style.
And I won’t worry whose loos I gatecrash either!
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16-08-2018, 06:27 PM
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Hey Floydy.
Guess where I am with Wifey still at 6.25 Pee M?
You got it.
Chester!

Actually we are in the very nice Wetherspoons here in Chester.
It is Curry Day which Is a Curry and a pint of real ale beer for £7.45.
Wifey had a Korma Curry, but I have her beer as she is teetotal (she has a cup of hot water, and cold tap water. So Wifey is so cheap)
So that is two pints for me!

No horrible signs on the door here saying loos are for customers only!
Anyway.
Having just had a Vindaloo Curry, and am still drinking beer.
Later on I am going to need the bog big style.
And I won’t worry whose loos I gatecrash either!
While you were out, I have been round and stuck a 'Public Toilet' sign on your shed door.
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16-08-2018, 06:29 PM
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While you were out, I have been round and stuck a 'Public Toilet' sign on your shed door.
Cheers Longy.
Your a pal!
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16-08-2018, 06:36 PM
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This thread is funny now.

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16-08-2018, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Floydy ->
Thank your lucky stars you don't live in Bangladesh.
Hey Mate.
When I worked in Belgium lots of years ago for 8 months on a building site, with lots of Indians from India.
The loo was a hole in the ground.
You shut the door and held onto the door handles while crouching down doing a dump.

I tell you my friend.
If you knew how I have suffered in my life one way and another.
You wouldn’t be giving me such a crap time
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16-08-2018, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
This thread is funny now.

A bidet would seem to be, how shall I say ... less obtrusive?
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16-08-2018, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
While you were out, I have been round and stuck a 'Public Toilet' sign on your shed door.
 
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