Re: If You Had To Keep A Pig, A Sheep, Or A Cow, Which One Would You Choose?

Probably as close as I will get to use my sheep joke:

A man driving through Wyoming with the evening sky flashing a few jolts of lightning sees in one of the lightning flashes a strange sight. He pulls his vehicle into the driveway of the nearest house and knocks on the door. A young boy answers the door. The man says, “I saw the strangest thing, a pervert chasing after a sheep near your house.” The young boy says, “That’s no pervert, that’s my Dhaaaaaaaaad.”

Re: If You Had To Keep A Pig, A Sheep, Or A Cow, Which One Would You Choose?

Pigs do to much damage rooting up.
I'm going for a small gentle house cow.
Sheep feet dags and shearing nah !