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20-07-2020, 11:46 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Is it day or is it night", he just didn't know
He didn't know whether to come or go
Then as he got out of bed
Both of his legs went dead
And he fell and landed on Flo.



"Get off me this instant" screamed Flo
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21-07-2020, 03:17 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Get off me this instant" screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
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21-07-2020, 04:03 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Get off me this instant" screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
"I can't", says he
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21-07-2020, 09:33 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Get off me this instant" screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
"I can't", says he
"I'm stuck y'see"
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22-07-2020, 09:03 AM
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"Get off me this instant" screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
"I can't", says he
"I'm stuck y'see
And I think I've broken my toe.



Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
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22-07-2020, 03:57 PM
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Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn't abide!
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22-07-2020, 05:35 PM
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Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn't abide!
Broken toe or not
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22-07-2020, 06:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn't abide!
Broken toe or not
Flo was in a tight spot
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22-07-2020, 10:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn't abide!
Broken toe or not
Flo was in a tight spot
Till she booted his big fat hide.




One night as Nell rocked in her chair
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22-07-2020, 10:54 PM
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One night as Nell rocked in her chair
Totally nude and without a care
 
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