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25-09-2017, 01:24 PM
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Afternoon no-hopers, the real deal is back (me if you haven't guessed) to put you all in your places.

If I get the time I will compile a list of all combatants in the LTP quest and grade you all from near miss down to no chance. Obviously those who keep trying in spite of the fact they will never win will be somewhere near the top behind me while the part-timers and dabblers will be at the bottom.

This being an equal opportunities thread, the list won't discriminate on grounds of gender.
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25-09-2017, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Afternoon no-hopers, the real deal is back (me if you haven't guessed) to put you all in your places.

If I get the time I will compile a list of all combatants in the LTP quest and grade you all from near miss down to no chance. Obviously those who keep trying in spite of the fact they will never win will be somewhere near the top behind me while the part-timers and dabblers will be at the bottom.

This being an equal opportunities thread, the list won't discriminate on grounds of gender.
There will be no need to discriminate for 2 reasons....
1) Women tend to live longer than men!
2) You will be treated as equal so long as you realize we women won't be beaten.

Now go and practice your pole dancing
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25-09-2017, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
There will be no need to discriminate for 2 reasons....
1) Women tend to live longer than men!
2) You will be treated as equal so long as you realize we women won't be beaten.

Now go and practice your pole dancing


It should make for a very interesting journey down to EZ's with old Judsy boy pole dancing for us on the LTP bus Twink.

I've got my video camera ready, and I wondered if you could perhaps provide a commentary Twink, as it is bound to be quite unlike anything we have ever seen before.
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25-09-2017, 02:02 PM
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Hi

As long as don't go down the M6, you will be stuck for hours, Judds will be all exhausted for performing in a traffic jam.

Am I last again?
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25-09-2017, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

As long as don't go down the M6, you will be stuck for hours, Judds will be all exhausted for performing in a traffic jam.

Am I last again?
No.
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25-09-2017, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
It should make for a very interesting journey down to EZ's with old Judsy boy pole dancing for us on the LTP bus Twink.

I've got my video camera ready, and I wondered if you could perhaps provide a commentary Twink, as it is bound to be quite unlike anything we have ever seen before.
No problem Mups, As an ex gogo dancer I know exactly what he should do. In fact I am trying to sell the video to TV companies... because nobody will want to miss this
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25-09-2017, 04:30 PM
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Think I might have to have a swig of something strong meself Twink.
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25-09-2017, 07:08 PM
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Right, what's left of last night's suet crust in the oven and away to watch a bit o' TV.
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25-09-2017, 08:59 PM
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Right, what's left of last night's suet crust in the oven and away to watch a bit o' TV.


Good.

Perhaps you could have a nice long soak in the bath as well.

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Just done that and all the aches and pains have gone..oh no, she's back again!
 
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