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Hurrah for Fred. Your turn again, LD
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Sorry, didn't notice ......

Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again
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[QUOTE=Last Tango;1828416]Sorry, didn't notice ......

Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again
So she ripped off her top
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Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again
So she ripped off her top
Alas, along came a cop
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10-12-2019, 07:50 PM
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Old Edna was in Southern Spain
But was feeling rather frisky again
So she ripped off her top
Alas, along came a cop
And said "You've got sex on the brain!"

She was arrested and chucked in the clink
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She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sangria to drink
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10-12-2019, 11:52 PM
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She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sangria to drink
But it made her feel frisky
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Feeling frisky twice in a night - she's bl**dy lucky!
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Last Tango ->
Feeling frisky twice in a night - she's bl**dy lucky!

Hah, twice in a year would do!




She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sangria to drink
But it made her feel frisky
So she changed it to whisky
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She was arrested and chucked in the clink
And given Sandria to drink
But it made her feel frisky
So she changed it to whisky
Then got laid as quick as a wink.

Next morning she woke up at nine
 
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