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"What are you eating my friend?"
It's a bit of lamb scrag end
'Can I have some too?'
Be prepared to chew
And they munched away all weekend.





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Will go with L T's
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While sat in his chair watching telly
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While sat in his chair watching telly
And a packet of crisps on his belly
Bert 'let one go'
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While sat in his chair watching telly
And a packet of crisps on his belly
Bert 'let one go'
And nearly gassed Flo
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While sat in his chair watching telly
And a packet of crisps on his belly
Bert 'let one go'
And nearly gassed Flo
She had never smelt anything soooooo smelly




'Book 'im Danno' said Kojak
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'Book 'im Danno' said Kojak
Can't I just give 'im a smack?
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Book 'im Danno' said Kojak
Can't I just give 'im a smack?
As Theo sucked on his lolly
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Book 'im Danno' said Kojak
Can't I just give 'im a smack?
As Theo sucked on his lolly
He looked a bit of a wally
 
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