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Yes, I'd love to have the teeth regrowing, not sure about the other stuff!! Imagine trying to get dressed in a hurry - 4 arms, 4 legs, 2 bums....ooh no sounds far too time consuming!

I have also known a few 'bums' in my time!
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Wouldn't it be embarrassing if passed wind was bright red !
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11-06-2014, 06:59 PM
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Yeah!!! and no more blaming the dog!!
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11-06-2014, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan Cooke ->
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if passed wind was bright red !
That's the spirit! Thanks for adding one
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11-06-2014, 07:15 PM
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I wish we could have been born with teeth that just grow over and over again when one comes out ,after all our hair and nails grow so why not teeth?
I do have a hang up over teeth two are coming out tomorrow ,
Best wishes as well tomorrow Eliza
Owning animals whose teeth do keep growing, you'd have to be constantly eating hay to keep them down but think, no more Metamucil, lots of roughage!
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11-06-2014, 07:40 PM
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Imagine having 2 bums?
There are two ways of looking at that AC, the bad news is it would cost you dearly in toilet roll, and the good news is you would be the only woman in the world who could fart in stereo.
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11-06-2014, 08:34 PM
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Thanks Patsy and AC..
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I wish we could have been born with teeth that just grow over and over again when one comes out ,after all our hair and nails grow so why not teeth?
Yes snot fair is it
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11-06-2014, 09:23 PM
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There are two ways of looking at that AC, the bad news is it would cost you dearly in toilet roll, and the good news is you would be the only woman in the world who could fart in stereo.
Ha ha! Jem! Also double the cost in matches
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http://www.ripleysnewsroom.com/wp-co...6/IMG_4267.jpg
Eeeew! Somebody like that should be hoofed up the ****
 
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