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26-09-2019, 05:56 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A woman once streaked in the street
Which gave the onlookers a treat
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26-09-2019, 10:41 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A woman once streaked in the street
Which gave the onlookers a treat
But she could only run slow
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27-09-2019, 11:51 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A woman once streaked in the street
Which gave the onlookers a treat
But she could only run slow
And put on a good show
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27-09-2019, 01:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A woman once streaked in the street
Which gave the onlookers a treat
But she could only run slow
And put on a good show
As I pretended to stare at her feet.


'How dare you' shouts fun-sized Greta
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27-09-2019, 02:44 PM
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'How dare you' shouts fun-sized Greta
As she read the amount on the meter
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27-09-2019, 02:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

'How dare you' shouts fun-sized Greta
As she read the amount on the meter
That has to be wrong
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27-09-2019, 02:47 PM
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'How dare you' shouts fun-sized Greta
As she read the amount on the meter
That has to be wrong
She’d said all along
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27-09-2019, 02:57 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

'How dare you' shouts fun-sized Greta
As she read the amount on the meter
That has to be wrong
She’d said all along
It's only a kilowatt heater.
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27-09-2019, 02:58 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

If you ever see Mups after dark
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27-09-2019, 07:47 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

If you ever see Mups after dark
While out with the dogs in the park
 
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