MYTHICAL planet that will supposedly trigger an apocalypse on Earth is going to appear next week, doomsayers claim.

Nibiru – also known as Planet X – is a fabled alien world thought to be ten times the size of Earth.

So called “truthers” believe it is hurtling towards our solar system and will soon unleash chaos.

Conspiracy theorists now claim they have uncovered the true timeframe for the end of days.

Planet X will supposedly appear next week on November 20 and trigger a disaster for mankind.

One researcher has pinpointed bizarre weather phenomena as a sign of its imminent appearance.

In the video entitled “Nibiru evidence is very clear, celestial body approaching Earth November 20 2017”, the conspiracy theorist points to fears of a polar vortex and natural disasters that have occurred this year.

They warn: “There shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars, and upon the Earth distress of nations, with perplexity, the sea and the waves roaring.”

Yep the Loons are out again, not the Labour Party but the religious cults. : “There shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars, and upon the Earth distress of nations, with perplexity, the sea and the waves roaring.” Damn I just love that sentence..

From the Star which is supposed to be a newspaper...

Anyway I am off shopping later, anyone want me to pick up an extra tin of spam and a bottle of Asda still water? My treat.

Wow! Rehab, you are really pushing the boat out! Can l have a bottle of Champagne, Sirloin steak and maybe some luxury pate instead?

These ‘End Of Nigh Days’ come and go, and we just carry on regardless...until the next one!!

How thoughtful of you Rehab.
Would you mind getting me two bottles of water instead of one please, don't want my dogs to go thirsty.
Thank you nice man.