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Me : I want to divorce my wife.
Lawyer : On what grounds?
Me : She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer : Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?
Me : No, she's looking for me.
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Pub landlord, holding a phone: Dave, it's your wife.

Dave: Tell her I'm not here - stupid fat bitch.

Landlord: I can't, she's behind you.
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In the car, I said to my wife, “You’ve been driving this haven’t you?”
She said, “How do you know?”
I said, “Because the clutch is knackered.”

She said, “Don’t blame me, I never use it.
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