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"No energy to mow me lawn", moaned Mac
I'm so tired I should still be in the sack!
So he laid on the grass
thought 'I'll let this one pass''
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No energy to mow me lawn", moaned Mac
I'm so tired I should still be in the sack!
So he laid on the grass
thought 'I'll let this one pass''
and the lawnmower I borrowed, I'll give back.

In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
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In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked "Do you want to duet with me?"
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14-10-2018, 07:57 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked "Do you want to duet with me?"
She asked "What, another?"
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked "Do you want to duet with me?"
She asked "What, another?"
"I don't think I'll bother"
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked "Do you want to duet with me?"
She asked "What, another?"
"I don't think I'll bother
Don't Go Breaking... was a little bit twee"

If only every person was clever
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If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
To be the funniest wit
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
To be the funniest wit
When a rhyme doesn't fit
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
To be the funniest wit
When a rhyme doesn't fit
And with no swearing - ever.




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