04-11-2017, 09:54 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
A very flat-chested lady finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the shops in search of one in her size.She entered an upscale department store and approached the sales lady in lingerie. "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The assistant haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store, where she was rebuffed in much the same manner.
After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to Marks and Spencer. Marching up to the sales desk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
07-11-2017, 10:13 PM
437
Re: Jokes for blokes
Two men have 9.00 am appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets the two men, tells them that she has to prep them for surgery and takes them to a private room.She asks the first man to take off his clothes and sit on an examination table, which he does. She then takes his manhood in one hand and begins to masturbate him.
"Whoa!" he says. "What's going on here?" She replies that it is all standard procedure to ensure that he has no blockages. The man says to himself, "Well, how bad can it be?" So he allows the nurse to finish her task.
Once done, the nurse tells him to sit down and repeats the instructions to the second man. When he is up on the examination table, the nurse licks her lips and begins to perform fellatio on him.
Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what's this? I get a wank, and he gets a blowjob. That's not fair."
The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but you're NHS and he's BUPA!"
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