23-01-2020, 08:36 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Last night my wife and I were getting ready for bed.
She was standing in front of a full length mirror taking a long hard look at herself.
"You know," she says, I look in the mirror and I see an old woman, my face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She looks at me and says:"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
I thought for a bit and then said:"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."