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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

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I'm convinced that newspapers are the best.

They have multiple uses.

You can read them - the best ones, of course, are the Express and the Telegraph.

Then you can use them either for toilet paper and/or making firelighters - the best ones here are the Grauniad and the Mail.

Each has its own most appropriate uses.
I had no idea one could read them too.
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15-09-2019, 12:54 PM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

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I had no idea one could read them too.


Actually, I don't buy them. I read them online because it's free!
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15-09-2019, 01:43 PM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

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I'm convinced that newspapers are the best.

They have multiple uses.

You can read them - the best ones, of course, are the Express and the Telegraph.

Then you can use them either for toilet paper and/or making firelighters - the best ones here are the Grauniad and the Mail.

Each has its own most appropriate uses.

Little known fact : they make recycled toilet paper from the express!
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15-09-2019, 02:28 PM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

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Little known fact : they make recycled toilet paper from the express!
Yes I know: best quality.

Grauniad recycled toilet paper falls apart before you even wipe your bottom, just like their articles.
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15-09-2019, 02:55 PM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

It's a shame bidets haven't really caught on over here. So much more hygienic and fresher feeling than paper.
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15-09-2019, 03:01 PM
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Quilted toilet paper?

I wouldn't wipe my arse with it!
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15-09-2019, 04:46 PM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

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It's a shame bidets haven't really caught on over here. So much more hygienic and fresher feeling than paper.
I agree. We once had one in our last house.
I used to use it to wash my feet.

That is what they're for... isn't it?
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15-09-2019, 04:59 PM
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So long as the cleaning medium is strong enough to avoid dreaded finger contamination, any brand will do. I wonder if there's a song in there somewhere?

Joke:- What's a Starship Phaser and Delsey got in common?
Both have a to mission to wipe out the Klingons
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Wouldn't the environment be saved if humans farted less? Never mind the cows, surely we expel more methane!
No way, I am not going to get stomach ache due to holding wind in. You know the saying "where'er you be let your wind blow free" or words to that effect!

Perhaps some entrepreneur or inventor should come up with how to use any spare methane gas to subsidise the gas supply, or sell it back to the gas companies like spare electricity is sold back.
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15-09-2019, 08:52 PM
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I thought bidets were for washing your socks and undies in?
 
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