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A mathematician confided
That the Möbius band is one-sided
And you'll get quite a laugh
If you cut one in half
'Cause it stays in one piece when divided.

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There once was a man from Tibet,
Who couldn't find a cigarette.
So he smoked all his socks,
and got chicken-pocks,
and had to go to the vet.

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A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.

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There was an old woman from Hayes
Who's hobby the collecting of strays
She had so many cats
But they caught all the rats
And she didn't have vermin for days

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That sort of thing appeals to me.

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One Saturday morning at three,
A cheese monger's shop in Paree.
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de brie.

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There was a young lady of Lynn,
Who was so excessively thin.
That when she assayed,
To drink lemonade,
She slipped through the straw and fell in.

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Some good uns there Primus

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There once was a woman from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
A bunch of tomatoes
Grew out of her garters
And you couldn't see her fa**y for weeds