A visit to the Vatican
Fella's getting his hair cut and he tells the barber he was going to the Vatican, the barbers says "that's nice".
Two months later the fellas back getting his hair cut again, the barber asks how he got on in Rome, the fella replied that the pope actually spoke to him, the barber said . . "really, what did he say ?", . . the fella replied . . "he asked who the hell cut my hair".