Some more one-liners

Beards - Why grow on your face what grows on your backside.

Youth is a wonderful thing, . . why waste it on children.

A hippy wears his hair like Tarzan, . walks like Jane, . . and smells like Cheetah.

She's like the surrey with the whinge on top.

She must be older than she looks, . . no one could get so stupid so fast.

Re: Some more one-liners

A couple of Yo' Mamas come to mind:

Yo' Mama so fat she have to iron her clothes in the driveway .

Yo' Mama so ugly she make an onion cry.

Yo' Mama so ugly she turn Medusa to stone.