12-11-2009, 01:18 PM
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My court appearance
Here I stand in court today, . . Fay just took the stand,She's accusing me of doing things I still don't understand,
She's accusing me of hanging round with girls of ill repute,
Adultery, . . abandonment, . . even alcohol abuse,
I just heard my mother shout "YOUR HONOUR THROW THE BOOK",
Even my attorney just gave me a dirty look. . .
Every thing's coming up Fay's,
The house the car the kids and all the cash,
Every thing's coming up Fay's,
And I be lucky if I keep the shirt that's on my back.
Now the case is over, . . the courtroom is adjourned,
She got all I ever made and all I'll ever earn,
If I had a handkerchief I'd break right down and cry,
Even Johnny Carson got a better deal than I.
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