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The Italian Elbow

THE ITALIAN ELBOW

An Italian grandmother is giving arrival directions to her grown grandson (who is coming to visit with his new wife.)
"You comma to de front door of the apartamenta. I am inna apartamenta numero 301.
There issa bigga panel at the front door...With you elbow, pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma onna left....With you elbow...hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"
"What . . ..You coming empty handed?"
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Lol nice one
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Brilliant!
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Lovely (And true too)
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Very good .....
 

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