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16-09-2019, 06:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Can't you you men getting in a lather over our frillies now, can we. So while we have you in the stocks I had made, we will now have to blindfold you until you learn how to behave.

That's Judd with his beard on the left of you.


And a damned handsome gent he is too. Noble bearing, finely groomed beard and manicured finger and toe-nails. (except you can't see the toe-nails because of the hob-nailed boots, which, incidentally are of the type used to kick you wimmin out.

Viz:
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16-09-2019, 06:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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You wait till she sees what you just said, young man!
Boy are you gonna be in trouble.
Mups can you keep them both in the stocks? I have plenty of stew so we can force feed them...... don't want them going hungry, losing weight & getting small enough to escape the stocks ... do we?
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16-09-2019, 07:08 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Mups can you keep them both in the stocks? I have plenty of stew so we can force feed them...... don't want them going hungry, losing weight & getting small enough to escape the stocks ... do we?
It won't work. I'll keep shouting until my throat is a little sore and then use that little saw to cut the padlocks.
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16-09-2019, 11:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
It won't work. I'll keep shouting until my throat is a little sore and then use that little saw to cut the padlocks.


By God that was corny Judsy - you're getting worse!

Anyway, looks like I'm last tonight (again), these blokes have so little stamina.
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16-09-2019, 11:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

You do know that I'm never far away?
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16-09-2019, 11:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Drat!
You made me jump sneaking up on me like that.
I thought I was here on my own.

Well I might just allow you to have a small victory tonight because I am so good to you.




Then again . . . we'll just have to see.
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16-09-2019, 11:43 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Note to self.

Set alarm for 1:00am
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17-09-2019, 02:57 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Alarm? How pathetic - never needed one of those - ever. That's why I am able to be in here at the crack of dawn - kicking you out !
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17-09-2019, 10:29 AM
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Right you lot, here is the agenda for the wimmin today (as agreed by the male committee)






1. GET OUT!

2. Ditto

3. Ditto

4. Ditto

5. Dito



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17-09-2019, 12:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

You forgot Rule No. 6 -

If in doubt, refer to Rule 1
 



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