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The ferry boat sailed off at dawn
But first his watch he needed to pawn
He got just a fiver
So approached his friend Ivor
Then lunched over a few prawn
When back in France he happened to see
A man by the Seine having a pee
But a Seagull swooped low
And interrupted the flow
And he pee'd down his leg Hehe.
A lady walked past and did titter
Which made him feel just a touch bitter
"It's not funny" said he
"I was desperate for a wee"
So 'oppit, you and your critter.
