Re: Limericks. (New).

The gardener was mowing the park
But it soon became far to dark
So he put on his lights

Re: Limericks. (New).

The gardener was mowing the park
But it soon became far too dark
So he put on his lights
And his much warmer tights

Re: Limericks. (New).

The gardener was mowing the park
But it soon became far too dark
So he put on his lights
And his much warmer tights
But then he heard a dog bark.


Then it latched its jaws on his bum

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then it latched its jaws onto his bum
You could hear him for miles yelling "MUUUUM!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then it latched it's jaws onto his bum
You could hear him for miles yelling "MUUUUM!
So mum ran to help

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then it latched it's jaws onto his bum
You could hear him for miles yelling "MUUUUM!
So mum ran to help
Then the dog gave a yelp

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then it latched it's jaws onto his bum
You could hear him for miles yelling "MUUUUM!
So mum ran to help
Then the dog gave a yelp
And the gardener's buttock went numb.



Down to the doctor's they sped

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down to the doctor's they sped
As the gardener's arse bled

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down to the doctor's they sped
As the gardener's arse bled
The dog wagged his tail

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down to the doctor's they sped
As the gardener's arse bled
The dog wagged his tail
As he eyed-up a female