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Down to the doctor's they sped
As the gardener's arse bled
The dog wagged his tail
As he eyed-up a female
But by this time the gardener was dead.



At trial, the dog entered his plea

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At trial, the dog entered his plea
"It was dark, and I couldn't see"

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At trial, the dog entered his plea
"It was dark, and I couldn't see"
"So why then did you bite him?"

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At trial, the dog entered his plea
"It was dark, and I couldn't see"
"So why then did you bite him?"
"Cos he kicked me on the shin."

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At trial, the dog entered his plea
"It was dark, and I couldn't see"
"So why then did you bite him?"
"Cos he kicked me on the shin."
"So I bit the bit nearest to me"

One night I was plighting my troth

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One night I was plighting my troth
But my beer had far too much froth

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One night I was plighting my troth
But my beer had far too much froth
It all stuck to my chin

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One night I was plighting my troth
But my beer had far too much froth
It all stuck to my chin
So I couldn't begin

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One night I was plighting my troth
But my beer had far too much froth
It all stuck to my chin
So I couldn't begin
To say "Darling, you look like a goth".


The following day when I awoke

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The following day when I awoke
I coughed, and started to choke