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26-02-2021, 01:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day when I awoke
I coughed, and started to choke
As I jumped out of bed
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26-02-2021, 01:49 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day when I awoke
I coughed, and started to choke
As I jumped out of bed
I tripped over Ted
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26-02-2021, 02:41 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day when I awoke
I coughed, and started to choke
As I jumped out of bed
I tripped over Ted
Who is quite a tiny wee bloke.


I yelled " Who the hell let you in?"
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26-02-2021, 02:43 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

whoops, sorry EZ.
We both posted at the same time.




I yelled " Who the hell let you in?"
Then I saw he also had a twin
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26-02-2021, 02:51 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Hi there Mups. No problem.

I yelled "Who the hell let you in?"
Then I saw he also had a twin
"Oh no, there's not two!
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26-02-2021, 04:18 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I yelled "Who the hell let you in?"
Then I saw he also had a twin
"Oh no, there's not two!"
"So which one are you?"
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26-02-2021, 04:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

yelled "Who the hell let you in?"
Then I saw he also had a twin
"Oh no, there's not two!"
"So which one are you?
We'll tell you, now you've let us in.





There was an old road sweeper called Ted
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn't stop wetting the bed
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26-02-2021, 10:32 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn't stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath
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26-02-2021, 10:53 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn't stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath
And sometimes the hearth
 
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