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There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn't stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath
And sometimes the hearth
Till he met Flo and wanted to get wed.
So Ted made his way to the doc's
He was wearing his brand new socks
Pulled up to his knees
To keep out the breeze
But he tripped, and fell over some rocks