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28-07-2021, 06:17 PM
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Re: My Friend

Originally Posted by Meg ->
Harbal I would just elbow Peter off the sofa onto the floor and not look at him again...problem solved..
Yes, I can imagine that teaching him a lesson. In fact, I am imaging it right now.
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28-07-2021, 06:17 PM
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Re: My Friend

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Harbal's fishing rod


More like Peter,
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28-07-2021, 06:19 PM
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Re: My Friend

Originally Posted by Harbal ->
I would have to vet the place first, but if it's okay, I'll think him over to you.
Originally Posted by Meg ->
That's so kind Mav have you got room for my friend Maud who refuses to go into the garden when I tell her too..


I'm sure I can make room for Maud, she could perhaps share with Sylvia, whoever she is. Or Peter.

If you do decide to think them over to me please be aware that the hope is to find "forever homes" for them with the terminally lonely.
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28-07-2021, 06:19 PM
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Did you imagine him too old, or too fat, or with the wrong colour/type of hair? He might want to be different to how you imagined him. He might even want to transition to the female gender - did you even think about that? No? Well that's not really very woke of you Harbal, is it?!

Perhaps you should sit down and ask him what changes he'd like you to imagine for him. Or her.
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28-07-2021, 06:20 PM
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Re: My Friend

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
Are you sure they didn’t drift away from you, i couldn’t possibly think why they would do such a thing though.


I wouldn’t like to be Peter, as any minute now I think he may need to duck,

I must say I do like these type of stories, I tried to ignore you, but something pulled me in..

It must have been Peter,
You are very welcome on my thread, pauline, but I'm going to have to ask you to promise that I will behave myself. We don't want any more trouble.
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28-07-2021, 06:24 PM
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Aw - it's a shame - but for the best I think.

Time you had real friends in your life. There are many 'friendship' venues on the internet. You only have to google.

Forget about Peter - good luck.
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28-07-2021, 06:24 PM
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Harb. Can I be the mediator in all of this? Think my pompous superiority might unite you both like no other issue
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28-07-2021, 06:26 PM
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Re: My Friend

Originally Posted by Bathsheba ->
He might even want to transition to the female gender - did you even think about that?
No, I already have an imaginary woman who comes round twice a week. Candice Wilton.
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28-07-2021, 06:29 PM
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Harbal, you need to let Peter know who is boss in your house.
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28-07-2021, 06:30 PM
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I think you should pull him into your imaginary office and give him a right carpeting,,
 
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