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29-07-2019, 08:39 AM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

Originally Posted by Rehab44 ->
He is a premature congratulator and like a pimple on your arse, you can’t ignore it, you can scratch it but it always itches
Exactly Rehab When you were babies, your Mums would put mittens on your hands, to stop you scratching yourself.
I may look in the store cupboard to find some mittens & make it compulsory to wear them when reading the OP's threads....That should do the trick.
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29-07-2019, 01:07 PM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

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Exactly Rehab When you were babies, your Mums would put mittens on your hands, to stop you scratching yourself.
I may look in the store cupboard to find some mittens & make it compulsory to wear them when reading the OP's threads....That should do the trick.
I just assumed he had fleas.
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29-07-2019, 01:30 PM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

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All this talk of arses and cleansing reminds me of the time Janet Jackson invited me round for coffee.
THE Janet Jackson?
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29-07-2019, 03:56 PM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

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It amuses me how the second most miserable poster on the forum can conjure up a thread title with the word "Happy" in it
You clearly aren't a thinker are you!

I take it you are the most miserable.
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29-07-2019, 03:58 PM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

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I fully understand why most of you wish to disagree with the OP ( I do it myself sometimes ), but have any of you considered that, if we don't respond, he may go away?
Ah Twinkle is back. As ever, a bundle of fun.
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29-07-2019, 05:04 PM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

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THE Janet Jackson?
She was a belter but as soon as I saw the crates of Nescafe and her funnel collection, I was outta there. Shame really because the cake looked nice

https://www.eonline.com/news/35320/j...ets-percolated
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29-07-2019, 05:06 PM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

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She was a belter but as soon as I saw the crates of Nescafe and her funnel collection, I was outta there. Shame really because the cake looked nice

https://www.eonline.com/news/35320/j...ets-percolated
I have drunk coffee that tastes like it’s been there. :cr
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29-07-2019, 05:07 PM
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29-07-2019, 05:09 PM
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29-07-2019, 05:13 PM
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Re: Happy New Year Everybody!

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I have drunk coffee that tastes like it’s been there. :cr
Ah.... Starbucks?

 
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