Apostrophes, do you use them?

No? Good, save them!

Whilst perusing the online newspapers and periodicals I came across a somewhat interesting article that stated that by the year 2027 the world will have run out of apostrophes. I can’t see how that is possible, even a prolific poster like myself rarely uses them.
Having said that I now intend to save has many as I can for the future, so far I have collected 3.
I suspect that they may rise in value over the next few years, and will be like bitcoins.
Aren’t you glad that I share these wealth making ideas with you?

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

How can we run out of apostrophes? Does that mean, people will stop using them? Bit odd, methinks.

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

I couldn't live a day without using them...I look at a sentence, and must go back if one is needed and fix the flaw. Long live the apostrophe.

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

It’s quite a stunning relevation isnt it...look even this forum is saving their allocated bank of apostrophes...maybe I should just have written, is it not.

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

They have a limited life span now, if we don’t start saving them soon we could run out of them even quicker

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

I doubt people texting use then anyway.

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

You are putting fear in my heart, Rehab. Don't be toying with my basic instincts.....gulp, never mind....

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

I have always apostrophised. I always try to insert a comma, a hyphen or a semi-colon where one is required. Even when texting.

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

Ye's I think apostrophe's are one of the many specie's endangered by modern living. You can never have too many.

Re: Apostrophes, do you use them?

I've been stockpiling apostrophes in sentences for years. If they run short, I can always go back and gather in the ones that won't be read any more and use them again.