14-05-2020, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I'm sorry to hear that Mups. It must have been a worrying time for you, knowing that you might never get back inside again. guess what? We've locked you out of here too. 
14-05-2020, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Hah. You may think that Sir, but I can assure you that is totally impossible. It is a well-known fact amongst the gentler sex, that the male of the species is useless at doing anything they say they will do.
14-05-2020, 05:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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But once we do it, it remains done. There's no need to keep reminding us every six months.
We wouldn't need to keep reminding you if you did these things when we first asked.
I've always said it's a genetic problem men are prone to, ask any lady. We have all encountered it throughout our lives.
Now bug off and go start our tea if you please.
14-05-2020, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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We wouldn't need to keep reminding you if you did these things when we first asked. I've always said it's a genetic problem men are prone to, ask any lady. We have all encountered it throughout our lives.
Now bug off and go start our tea if you please.
15-05-2020, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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It's getting dark. The old bats will be out soon.
You really are so very rude to such lovely, endearing ladies as us.
All the things we put up with in our usual well-mannered silence, always smiling and welcoming no matter how annoying you are, never complaining when you roll in drunk and disorderly leaving mess everywhere, no help whatsoever with chores - and what do we get in return? . . . Nothing but more rudeness and ever more appalling behaviour.
I can see we will have to tell you yet again - Scram!
15-05-2020, 08:55 AM
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No sign of the wimmin so far this morning. I reckon they are all too worried about batteries exploding all over the place to venture over to LTP. I suppose we could always keep a box of bubbling batteries by the door. Wimmin don't understand these things.15-05-2020, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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No sign of the wimmin so far this morning. I reckon they are all too worried about batteries exploding all over the place to venture over to LTP. I suppose we could always keep a box of bubbling batteries by the door. Wimmin don't understand these things.
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