Re: If you found human remains in your garden

I'd lock 'em in until they had replaced it all ship shape again.

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

You two are wicked.

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

If you ever need a new patio and an old one removing you can get it done for free...an anonymous call to the police saying Fred West once lived at your address

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

I buried him but left his bum sticking out so I'd have somewhere to park my bike.

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

deleted . . . I'd better behave.

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

Dongle this is just Mups discreet way of saying " Oooh there are some good looking men in the forensic department, I better get them round to check these bones in my garden" They won't be human remains, just the leg of lamb bones that Gertie buried there.

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

I don't think there is much chance of me digging up the garden. I still haven't got around to mowing it yet.

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

I'd clean it up and use it as an ornament

on my black mass altar.

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

I heard Shakespeare's skull was missing........What strange musings thou dost have Longdogs, is there some foul intent to cover said mystery? Hmmm

Re: If you found human remains in your garden

Alas poor Yoric.......bla bla bla.....