07-04-2010, 10:27 PM
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Gordon Brown fan
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.>
> Not really knowing what a Gordon Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by
> the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
>
> The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
> different...again.
>
> Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Gordon Brown fan.'
>
> The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Gordon Brown fan?'
>
> Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
>
> The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
>
> Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Conservative and my Dad's a
> Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'
>
> Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and
> your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
>
> Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'
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