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On his way home from work a man notices a new bar and decides to try it. His is amazed to see that the barman is a robot, but orders his usual pint.

"Certainly, sir" says the robot "but first, may I ask you, sir, what is your IQ?"

"Well, actually, it's 150" says the man.

"Have you read A Brief History of Time?" asks the robot. "I would, however take issue with Hawkins on one or two issues...." and they spend the rest of the evening debating quantum physics.

The next day the man decides to try the bar again. He orders his pint, the robot enquires as to his IQ.

"It's 100" says the man

"See the match last night?" asks the robot. "Rooney was never offside!" They spend the evening talking about footie.

The next day the man goes into the bar, orders his pint, and the robot asks his IQ

"It's 50" says the man.

The robot replies

"Going to vote for Gordon again, then?"